Thanks to all the Harpies who added to this fun Message Board thread!

• After 6 years, you wonder why your dad looks the SAME.
  
  
• After being asked to explain something complicated, you say, "Weeellll!"
  
  
• Whenever you or someone else feels sick, you say, "Calling Dr. Bombay! Calling Dr. Bombay! Emergency! Come right away!" or you mishear the same thing in a doctor's office.
  
  
• Whenever a chore needs to be done, you twitch your nose and forget about it.
  
  
• You start wondering if there's something funny going on in the house across the street.
  
  
• Random poofs of smoke seem blase.
  
  
• Everything you do needs a sound effect.
  
  
• You have the strong urge to drink tee martoonies.
  
  
• When promising something, you give the Witches Honor sign.

• You blame everything on your mother-in-law.
  
  - Or cousin-in-law.
  
  - Or father-in-law.
  
  - Or (fill in the blank) in-law.
  
  
• You claim you're actually several hundred years old, but you don't look it.
  
  
• You say something funny, and then pause and wait for the laugh track.
  
  
• You call any mixed drink that you don't know the name of "Kick-A-Poo Joy Juice."
  
  
• You goof up the names of people who annoy you on purpose.
  
  
• Something you've been wishing for happens and you think you're developing the early stages of witchcraft and wait by the mailbox for your acceptance letter from THE WC.
  
  - The WC doesn't stand for "water closet" to you.
  
  
• You start importing Bewitched merchandise from another continent.
  
  
• You start quoting it at random points in your every day life.
  
  
• You are in the mall looking at people and thinking, "I wonder if any of them are secretly witches?"
  
  
• When watching the show, you wish they would go into more detail about things.
  
  
• Your ability to improvise a rhyme surpasses anyone you know,
  Whether calling for rain, a wind storm, or more snow.
  
  
• You find it therapeutic when alone to start yelling out, "OKAY Mother! You've had your fun!"

• You start to act out scenes with your "twin cousin" on each side of a doorframe!
  
  
• You think your discrete twitches actually help you win at bowling, pool or golf... or help your favorite sports teams win on TV.
  
  
• You think twitching makes the light turn green......and it actually does!
  
  
• You think that maybe you can get out of work by painting square green spots all over your face and telling your boss that you had an allergic reaction to a Black Peruvian rose.
  
  
• You start humming the background music at random times and places.
  
  
• You start quoting entire episodes, including the facial expressions that go along with them.
  
  
• You keep bidding on 'Bewitched Annuals' on eBay, even though you've been losing for three years straight.
  
  
• You stand up in a crowded restaurant and proclaim loudly, "Lindor, Ravamanthus, Incepta" ... and expect everyone to freeze.
  
  
• You have to make a doctor appointment and you look in your phone book under B for Bombay.
  
  
• You accidentally call your boss "Larry."
  
  
• Somebody sneezes and you turn around expecting to see a polar bear in the living room.
  
  
• You can't find your car keys, so you yell, "Okay, who's the wise witch?"
  
  
• The lights go out and you blame Aunt Clara.
  
  
• You see pictures of ugly witches at Halloween and take it personally.
  
  
• When the radio says there's a SigAlert and you think "From Serena?"
  
  
• Your idea of a really great dinner is veal birds.
  
  
• You find yourself saying "marvelous" more often.
  
  
• Your favorite song is "Melancholy Baby".
  
  
• You frequent the Unicorn Handicap and the Dolphin Races.
  
  
• You named your kids Tabitha and Adam.
  
  
• After witnessing something incredible, scary, bizarre and unbelievable, you immediately scream "ABNER!!!"
  
  
• You refer to your son-in-law as Durwood, Darwin, Dumbo, etc.
  
  
• You own two pet frogs and call them Fergus and Phoebe.
  
  
• After stressing about something, your husband tells you your curlers are wound too tight.
  
  
• Your favorite breakfast is fried raven's eggs over easy.
  
  
• You are well-known for your extensive doorknob collection.
  
  
• Your favorite drinking buddy is a life-size toy soldier.
  
  
• You're watching it in a foreign language that you don't know, and you still laugh along with every joke.