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Fly through the SEASONS:

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#'s 1 - 36
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#'s 37 - 74
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#'s 75 - 107
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#'s 108 - 140

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#'s 141 - 170
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#'s 201- 228
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Episodes without incantations


Season One

 

# 1, I, Darrin, Take This Witch Samantha
written by Sol Saks

To Get Rid of Endora (Samantha):

One re or re ickery Ann,
Phillison follison Nicholas John.

Result:
Endora is still there.

 

To Get Rid of Endora, Part 2 (Samantha):


One re or re ickery Ann,
Phillison follison Nicholas John.
Queevy quavy English navy,
Sticklum, stacklum Buck!
B - U - C - K spells “Buck” and out goes you!

Result:
That did not work either. Endora says, "You naughty little witch!"

 


 

# 7, The Witches Are Out
written by Bernard Slade

To Make the Teapot Pour Itself (Bertha, Mary, and Clara):

Zolda, prancan, kopeck, lum!

Result:
The tea pours itself into cups.

Note: This spell was also used with the magic watch
that Maurice gave Darrin in #s 180 and 181.

 


 

# 10, Just One Happy Family
written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen

To Get Rid of Maurice (Samantha):

Saladam, belazar, oblivion!

Result:
The spell did not work. It just made Maurice say,
"How dare you speak to your father that way!"

 


 

# 11, It Takes One To Know One
written by Jack Sher

To Freeze People in Place (Samantha):

Lindor, ramamanthas, insectus!

Result:
After she turns full circle and points up, all mortals freeze in their place.

 


 

# 22, Eye of the Beholder
written by Herman Groves

To Call Endora (Samantha):

Quadramus invecta expedia!

Result:
Endora appears.

 


 

# 24, Which Witch Is Which?
written by Earl Barret

To Make Herself Look Like Samantha (Endora):

Stigum, stagnum, sticks!

Result:
Endora looks like Samantha and heads off for a dress fitting.

 


 

# 27, There’s No Witch Like and Old Witch
written by Ted Sherdeman and Jane Klove

To Pour a Glass of Sherry (Aunt Clara):

Prandle, broom, stackpole!

Result:
The spell did not work.

 

To Clear the Dishes from the Dining Room Table (Aunt Clara):

Franken, blue, cupa!

Result:
The dishes rose from table, then fell breaking into pieces.

 

To Make Suds to Wash Dishes (Aunt Clara):

Zoltan, durban, liet, lum!

Result:
Suds overflowed the entire house.

 


Season Two

 

# 37, Alias Darrin Stephens
written by Richard Baer

To Make a Golf Cap Bigger (Aunt Clara):

Abba dabba dabba,
Dabba dabba abba,
Remedium decapito zippidaro!

Result:
Darrin turns into a chimpanzee.



      Reverse (Aunt Clara):

Refinus, delinus, selinus!

Result:
Darrin (chimpanzee) turns into a seal.

Reverse Again (Samantha reading from Clara's book):

Abba dabba dabba,
Dabba dabba abba,
Remedium decapito zippidaro.
Itsy bitsy, wetten dotten!

Result:
Darrin is restored to his proper self
with the ill-fitting golf cap.

 


 

# 42, Take Two Aspirins and Half a Pint of Porpoise Milk
written by Bernard Slade

To Produce an Ostrich (Aunt Clara):

Prankus, stokus, nixby, rushby!

Result:
An ostrich appears (a very large one).

 


 

# 43, Trick-or-Treat
written by Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen

To Turn Darrin Into a Werewolf (Endora):

Mitzle, picket, rasid, tamick!

Result:
Darrin gradually changes into a werewolf while entertaining clients at his house.

Note: This spell is said by little Endora and later by the adult Endora.
The words are the same both times, but the pronuncation is totally different.

 


 

# 44, The Very Informal Dress
written by Paul David and John Greene

To Make Samantha a Dress (Aunt Clara):

Ringa, dinga, do!

Result:
A dress appears, but later starts to disappear.

 

To Make a Suit Appear on Darrin (Aunt Clara):

Scat! Skin a cat!

Result:
Darrin has a new suit on, but later starts to disappear.

 


 

# 47, Aunt Clara’s Old Flame
written by Bernard Slade

To Turn She and Hedley into Nightingales (Aunt Clara):

Deacus, gurney, fantus!

Result:
Hedley turns into a small elephant and the bottom half of Clara disappears.

Reverse:
Clara remembers the spell should have been: “Deacus, gurney, flanchus!”

 

To Turn Hedley and Clara Back to Their Original Form (Samantha):

Venbe, wallabus, nerk!

Result:
It works and their appearance is restored.

 


# 58, The Dancing Bear
written by James Henerson

To Stop the Toy Bear from Dancing (Endora):

Mudred, Mildrig, polidor!
A dancing bear,
You'll be no more!

Result:
The bear stops dancing.

 


# 59, Double Take
written by Paul Wayne

To Grant Darrin Three Wishes (Endora):

Stars of lightning, sons of fire.
Harken to the hearts desire.
Set your potent power free,
And give this mortal wishes three!

Result:
Darrin gets three wishes, but he does not know it.

 

To Turn Darrin from Larry to Himself (Samantha):

Stars of lightning, sons of fire…
(Louise interrupts and Samantha
does not complete the spell)

 

Samantha tries again

Stars of lightning, sons of fire.
Please ignore this heart’s desire.
Set your potent powers free,
Retract this mortal's wishes three!

Result:
The spell did not work because it is under a time lock.

 


 

# 65, Disappearing Samantha
written by Paul David and John Green

To Make Witches Disappear (Osgood Rightmeyer):

On, Grong, Gray,
Kotza, Lama, Zay.
Any witches which are here,
From this moment . . .Disappear!

Result:
It worked.

 


 

# 71, The Catnapper
written by Howard Leeds

To Change Charlie Leach from a Mouse to a Man (Samantha):

Herbs and spices,
Suet and fat.
Change this rodent,
Back into that rat!

Result:
It worked.

 

To Change Toni Devlin from a Cat to Herself
(Endora – over the phone from Tibet, no less):

Nimbus Merfin . . . Krishna Fren,
Make the cat that woman again!

Result:
It worked.

 


 

# 72 What Every Young Man Should Know
written by Paul David and John Greene

To Send Darrin and Samantha Back in Time (Endora):

Script version:
Thunder, lightning, hail and rain,
Rummer, dummer, lummer, gain.
Backward, turn backward,
Oh, time in thy flight.
Let her find out
what would happen that night!

First time used in an episode:
Thunder, lightning, rain and hail,
Rummer, dummer, lummer, gain.
Backward, turn backward,
Oh, time in thy flight.
Let her find out
what would happen that night!

Second time used in an episode:
Thunder, lightning, hail and rain,
Rummer, dummer, lummer, gain.
Backward, turn backward,
Oh, time in thy flight.
Both of them go back,
and you'll see that I'm right!

Third time used in an episode:
Thunder, lightning, hail and rain,
Rummer, dummer, lummer, gain.
Backward, turn backward,
Oh, time in thy flight.
Again send them back,
and out of my sight!

Result:
Darrin and Samantha are sent back in time to see if Darrin
would have married Samantha if he knew she was a witch.



Season Three

 

# 76, The Moment of Truth
written by David Robison and John Greene

To Summon Aunt Clara (Samantha):

Aunt Clara, I have to see you...
Right here!

(Two arm motion ending up pointing to the floor in front of her)

Result:
Aunt Clara appears at that spot.

 


 

# 78, Accidental Twins
written by Howard Leeds

To Make a Toy for the Children (Aunt Clara):

Weelibus, flinsey, deelabus!

Result:
She made her sleeves disappear.

 

To Make a Toy Pony for Tabitha (Aunt Clara):

Benchly, vinchly, toodle, fleck.
Fleck of finchly, doodle, fleck!

Result:
A toy spotted giraffe appears..

 

To Make a Toy Pony for Jonathan (Aunt Clara):

Pinchly, frenchly, freckle, toot.
Pinch of freckle, one to boot!

Result:
Two Jonathons appear.

 

To Make Only One Jonathan (Aunt Clara):

Fleck of tag, Pinch of wollabus!

Result:
Two toy ponies appear.

 

To Clean Up the Room (Aunt Clara):

Ickles, freckles, rice and praves!

Result:
Her sleeves came back.

 

To Make Jonathan One Again (Aunt Clara):

Wallabus, ledabus, bently, who?

Result:
It did not work, the spell was not finished.

 

Another Attempt To Make Jonathan One (Aunt Clara):

Pinkly, finkly, fleckly, toot!

Result:
It did not work.

 

To Make Aunt Clara Ten Years Younger (Samantha):

From the fountain of youth,
A drink I pour.
You're ten years younger,
Than you were before!

Result:
Aunt Clara becomes younger.

 

Another Attempt to Make Johnathan One (Aunt Clara):

Pinchly, finchly, freckle, toot!
Frinka, freckle, one to boot!

Result:
It worked.

 


 

# 79, A Most Unusual Wood Nymph
written by Ed Jurist

To Send Samantha to the 15th Century (Endora):

To undo the deed that once was done.
To now endue the deed that's done.
Into the past the day's do run.
Seek the day the deed was done!

Result:
Samantha goes back to the time of Rufus the Red.

 


 

# 81, Twitch or Treat
written by Robert Riley Crutcher and James Henerson

To “Order” Caviar for the Party (Endora):

Beluga, Beluga! Sturgeon of the Caspian Sea,
Send your very best eggs to me!

Result:
Uncle Arthur appears with a sturgeon as a practical joke.

 


 

# 83, The Short Happy Circuit of Aunt Clara
written by Leo Erwin


To Shrink a Piano (Aunt Clara):

Piano, piano that I prize,
Return to that convenient size!

Result:
The piano enlarges to full size instead.

 

Reverse (Aunt Clara):

Oh, piano black as night,
How I wish that you were night!

Result:
Electrical power goes out on the entire East Coast.

 

To Summon Ockie (Aunt Clara):

Eyes like fishes,
Nose like dishes!

Result:
Ockie appears.

 

To Bring Power Back To the East Coast (Ockie):

Red rack, lumen, cosgoe, dusit, hugo,
Hobit, layden, ladd, injunksit,
Eastern seaboard!

Result:
Lights come on only at the Stephens' and only as
long as Ockie keeps his hands up over his head.

 


 

# 84  I’d Rather Twitch Than Fight
written by James Henerson

To Call Dr. Freud (Endora):

Libido, superego, id
Do for me just what I bid!

Result:
Dr. Sigmund Freud appears.

 


 

# 86 Sam’s Spooky Chair
written by Coslough Johnson

To Turn a Chair Back Into a Person (Samantha):

Chair of cloth and wood and grain,
Become a human being again.

Result:
Clyde Farnsworth is restored to human form.

 


 

# 87 My Friend Ben
written by James Henerson

To Summon an Electrician to Fix a Lamp (Aunt Clara):

Hark ye, hark ye!
Ye witches who live in lamps,
Ye powers of watts and oomps and amps,
Wizards of AC-DC transmission
Send to me an electrician.

Result:
Ben Franklin appears.

 


 

# 88, Samantha for the Defense
written by James Henerson

*Aunt Clara repeats the spell from # 87 to call Ben Franklin back.

To Make Modern Clothes for Ben Franklin (Aunt Clara):

Turell, turell, morning glorius,
Correct apparel sator srotorius!

Result:
She is dressed in a period costume.

 


 

# 89, A Gazebo Never Forgets
written by Jerry Devine and Izzy Elinson

To Create a Toy Elephant (Aunt Clara):

In the park all pink and new,
Polka dots of every hue.
Hear this wish,
Hear this chant,
Tabitha wants an elephant!

Result:
A live pink polka dot elephant appears.

 

Reverse (Aunt Clara):

Colors pink, and blue, and gray,
Why don't you just go away?

Result:
It did not work.

 

Another Attempt to Reverse the Spell (Aunt Clara):

Polka dots and transfer them,
Bring us to a happy end!

Result:
The real elephant appears.

 


 

# 98, Art for Sam’s Sake
written by Jack Sher

To Change Samantha's Painting Into a Masterpiece (Endora):

Oh, wizards and warlocks of arts of the ages.
Oh, pallets of paint and classical sages.
This dreadful still life – just take it away,
And bring me a landscape by Henri Monchet!

Result:
A masterpiece appears in place of Samantha's painting.

 


 

# 100, Aunt Clara’s Victoria Victory
written by Robert Riley Crutcher

To Send Herself to the Victorian Era (Aunt Clara):

Eye of newt,
Leg of spider.
Queen Victoria, tally-ho,
I cast my spell and off I go!

Result:
Brought Queen Victoria to the present instead.

 

To Send Queen Victoria Back (Aunt Clara):

Our memory may be bad.
But when we get mad,
We remember our spell:
Eye of Newt
Leg of spider
Queen Victoria, tally-ho,
I cast my spell and off you go!

Result:
Sent Queen Victoria back, but brought Prince Albert into the present.

 


 

# 102, No More Mr. Nice Guy
written by Jack Sher

To Make Herself Disappear (Endora):

Oh, witches of the yesteryear!
Grant me this wish and disappear.

Result:
It worked. She was trying to teach Tabitha to pop out.

 

To Make People Dislike Darrin (Endora):

Oh, kindly wizard of irascible spells,
At the tint sound of your tinkling bell.
The new acquaintance this mortal makes
He will dislike and with loathing treat.

Result:
It worked.

 


 

# 103, It's Wishcraft
written by James Henerson

To Make It Rain on Darrin (Endora):

Make my daughter cry will you.
For every tear my daughter has shed,
May buckets of water,
Fall on your head!

Result:
Darrin got rained on until Endora turned it off.

 


 

# 104, How To Fail In Business With All Kinds of Help
written by Ron Friedman

To Make Darrin Popular with a Client (Endora):

Wishlings and darklings charkle,
One man will shine, one man will sparkle!
Stephens will seem to be the best,
A better man than all the rest!

Result:
The client loves Darrin.

 


 

# 105  Bewitched, Bothered, and Infuriated
written by Howard Leeds

To Conjure Up a Newspaper (Aunt Clara):

Bubbling potion, secret rhyme.
Send me the morning Herald Times!

Result:
She got a ten-year old newspaper.

 


To Go To Larry and Louise (Samantha):

Eyes that see all gentle winds,
Take us to where our search begins!

Result:
Darrin and Samantha appear at the resort with Larry and Louise.

 



Aunt Clara Tries the Same Spell:

Eyes that see all gentle winds,
Take me to where my search begins!

Result:
She ends up in the broom closet.

 


 

# 106 Nobody but a Frog Knows How to Live
written by Ruth Brooks Flippen

To Turn Phoebe Into a Human (Samantha):

Spirit of the grinch and greevy,
Make a lady out of Phoebe!

Result:
It works..

 

To Turn a Man Into a Toad (Samantha):

From polliwogs come great big frogs,
We'll never know quite how.
It's easier to turn a bee into a purple cow.
So, hark ye witches, now pay heed:
Reverse this spell with haste and speed.
With no regrets, man into toad
He'll hop the straight and narrow road.

Result:
The frog is reunited with the love of his life
when Sam returns him to a frog state of being.

 


Season Four

 

# 109, Toys In Babeland
written by Ed Jurist

To Turn the Life-Sized Toys Back
To Their Original Size (Samantha):

One re or re ickery Ann
Phillidon Phollison Nicholas John
Queevy, quavy, English navy
Stickum, stackum, rack.
B-A-C-K spells back,
And back goes you!

Result:
It does not work. Note: Almost identical to the spell she
tried in # 1 to get rid of Endora. This one didn't work either.

 


 

# 110, Business, Italian Style
written by Michael Morris

To Make Darrin Proficient In Italian (Endora):

Uno, due, tre,
I wish he might, I wish he may,
Speak like an Italian,
At the break of day!

Result:
It worked too well. Darrin spoke Italian, but could not speak English.

 

To Enable Darrin to Speak English
as well as Italian (Samantha):

Speak Italian, but spoil the spell.
And speak your mother tongue as well!

Result:
It did not work.

 


 

# 112, Cheap, Cheap
written by Ed Jurist

To Pour a Glass of Sherry (Aunt Clara):

Monty, morey, newt and poke,
On his head this spell invoke,
Up from the depths where it lies sleeping,
The miser in him must now come leaping.

Result:
Darrin becomes the world champion cheapskate.

 

To Remove the Cheapskate Spell from Darrin (Samantha):

Creepy cheapie take a chance,
On a triple dose of extravagance!

Result:
The spell did not work on Darrin, but a cheapskate
client got caught in the fallout and became a big spender.

 

To Remove the Cheapskate Spell from Darrin (Endora):

Weebus Wallabus,
Teetle bell.
The time has come to alter the spell.
Rumbus reebus,
Apple pan soak,
That spell I wove I now revoke.

Result:
Darrin is back to normal.

 


 

# 113 No Zip in My Zap
written by Barbara Avedon

To Repair a Broken Platter (Samantha):

Crickory, crockory, heed my wishes,
Reassemble into dishes.

Result:
Nothing happens because Sam has lost her powers.
She tried this incantation after failing to twitch the dishes
back together after pulls a tray off of the dresser.

 

To Make Piano Play (Samantha):

Bach or Road to Mandalay,
I command you, piano, to play!

Result:
The spell did not work.

 

To Operate a Table Lighter (Samantha):

I command with all my might,
This wretched lighter now to light!

Result:
The spell did not work.

 

To Light a Fire in the Fireplace (Samantha):

Dwindling, kindling,
Earn my praise.
Fire to burn,
With a cherry blaze!

Result:
The spell did not work.

 


 

# 114, Birdies, Bogies, and Baxter
written by David Robison and John Greene

To Make Darrin a Great Golfer (Endora):

Eye of newt and scale of fish,
Give this mortal his stupid wish!
Let those clubs that he did aim,
Give him back his college game!

Result:
It worked and Darrin’s golf game is at its best.

 


 

# 115, The Safe and Sane Halloween
written by James Henerson

To Put the Gremlins Back in the Book (Samantha):

Goblins and gremlins,
When I look,
You'll be off the street,
And back in the book!

Result:
Samantha tried to counter Tabitha's spell. It did not work.

 


 

# 116, Out of Sych, Out of Mind
written by Ed Jurist

To Synchronize the Audio with the Video (Aunt Clara):

Juncture, puncture, fiddle dee dee,
Camel, hamel, soup for three.
Habble, dabble, red and green,
Stop the voice until the picture's seen!

Result:
The video and audio are synchronized,
but now Samantha has a delayed voice.

 

Reverse (Aunt Clara):

I call on the spirits with baited breath,
And order you to erase it!

Result:
It did not work.

 

To Reverse the Spell Again (Clara):

A spell has been spoken,
And must be broken.
I call on the spirits with baited breath,
and order you to eradicate it!

Result:
It worked.

 


 

# 118, Allergic to Macedonian Dodo Birds
written by Richard Baer

To Turn Endora Into a Duck (Aunt Clara):

Ducks down and lettuce,
Present form forget us

Result:
It worked.

 

Reverse (Aunt Clara):

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I am me
And you are now you!

Result:
The duck changes back to Endora.

 

To Create a Great Feast (Aunt Clara):

Webus, willibus, tootles, flick!
Eat all this and you'll be sick!

Result:
A grand meal appears on the table.

 


 

# 119, Samantha’s Thanksgiving to Remember
written by Tom August and Helen August

To Go to Old Plymouth (Aunt Clara):

Turkey poll down,
Send me back to Plymouth Town!

Result:
The spell did not work.

 


Clara Tries the Spell Again:

Wings of falcon,
Turkey poll down,
Take us back to Plymouth Town!

Result:
Clara, Samantha, Darrin, Tabitha, and Gladys all end up in Old Plymouth.

 



Reverse (Aunt Clara):

Wing of fire,
Eye of flame,
Take us back from whence we came!

Result:
It worked and they all returned back to 1164 Morning Glory Circle.

 


 

# 120, The Solid Gold Mother-in-Law
written by Robert Riley Crutcher

To Give Larry Credit for Darrin's Work (Samantha):

Fiddle dee dee and fiddle dee dum,
Let witchcraft work and let it hum.
Give all the credit to Larry Tate,
As Darrin wanted before his hate!

Result:
Larry's name appears on all of the ad layouts.

 


 

# 121 My, What Big Ears You Have
written by Ed Jurist

To Cause a Liar's Ears to Grow (Endora):

Lumpkin, pumpkin, spider's eye,
If this mortal he doth lie.
Whether told to a friend or told a foe,
Each lie will cause his ears to grow!

Result:
After a series of little white lies, Darrin's ears are huge.

 


 

# 124, Samantha’s da Vinci Dilemma
written by Jerry Mayer and Paul Friedman

To Call On a House Painter (Clara):

Colors harsh and colors mellow,
Kumquat orange and lemon yellow,
Turpentine and brush of sable,
Send to me a painter able!

Result:
Leonardo da Vinci appears.

 

To Change Leonardo into Modern Clothes (Clara):

Skin of a lizard.
Fur of varmit.
Put da Vinci,
In Darrin's garment!

Result:
Darrin and Leonardo switch clothes.

 

To Restore a Piece of Sculpture (Samantha):

Weebus, herbus, lightning storm,
Restore this stone to original form!

Result:
It worked

 


 

# 131, How Green Was My Grass
written by Ed Jurist

To Remove the Artificial Grass (Samantha):

Thunder, dunder, seven day wonder,
Look below and see this blunder!
Spirits old, who roam the night,
Take this greenery from my sight!

Result:
The lawn disappeared.

 

To Put the Artificial Lawn Back (Samantha):

Hallow, fallow, rooster’s cry,
As the sun climbs in the sky.
Spirit of light bring back the lawn,
That these mortal fools did spawn!

Result:
It did not work. Endora used a counter spell because Darrin had insulted her.

 

To Make a New Artificial Lawn (Samantha):

Hallow, fallow, rooster’s cry,
As the sun climbs in the sky.
As the spirits of the dark are seen,
Change this lawn to verdant green!

Result:
She got real grass instead.

 

Another Attempt For An Artificial Lawn (Samantha):

Phillison, follison, spirits that fly,
Let me give it another try!
Replace this velvety carpet of green,
With artificial grass of waxen sheen.

Result:
It worked.

 


 

# 135, I Confess
written by Richard Baer

To Make Darrin Dream (Samantha):

Sturbo, vectra, rangay, zeem,
You are about to have a dream!

Result:
It worked.

 

To Awaken Darrin (Samantha):

Hay, conzuma, milo, smolder,
Your magic dream is now all over!

Result:
Darrin wakes up.

 


 

# 136, A Majority of Two
written by Ed Jurist

To Get Ockie to Call Aunt Clara (Samantha):

Handrun, jandrum, wishing weaver,
Find for me the old deceiver.
On wings of night and wires of steel,
Take my message to this heel!

Result:
It worked.

 


 

# 137, Samantha’s Secret Saucer
written by Jerry Mayer and Paul Friedman

To Call the Toy Flying Saucer Home (Clara):

Flying saucer in darkest night,
Hark ye land within my sight!

Result:
She got a real flying saucer!

 

To Shrink the Saucer (Clara):

Full moon, tide rise,
Shrink this saucer back to size!

Result:
It did not work since it was not the toy saucer.

 

To Make the Saucer Go Away (Samantha):

Flying saucer from out the night,
Return ye now and leave my sight!

Result:
It worked.

 


 

# 139, Man of the Year
written by John Greene

1st of a Two Part Spell to Give Darrin a Big Ego (Endora):

On the morrow praise will heap,
High upon that worthless creep.
Then, my daughter you will see,
Just how humble he can be!

 

2nd Part, The Next Day (Endora):

From this moment you will find,
Mortals bending to your mind.
You will have a glow of charm,
Extending twice your outstretched arm.
Mortals who in this circle be,
No matter what you say agree.
Now my boy, we'll see. We'll see!

Result:
Everyone agrees with anything Darrin says.

 

To Remove the Ego Spell (Endora):

Egdeful, eyeful, triple tree,
This removes the spell around thee!

Result:
It works.

 


 

# 140, Splitsville
written by Richard Baer

To Make the Butcher Fall for Gladys (Samantha):

Leon Hogersdorf, forget your habits!
Find your dream girl in Gladys Kravitz!

Result:
It works and he chases after Gladys.

 




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