Spells, Charms, Hexes, Curses
Incantations, Witchly Verses
Evil Eyes and Wishcraft Notions
Apothecary's Potent Potions
Fly through the SEASONS:
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#'s 1 - 36 |
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#'s 37 - 74 |
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#'s 75 - 107 |
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#'s 108 - 140 |
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#'s 141 - 170 |
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#'s 171 - 200 |
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#'s 201- 228 |
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#'s 229 - 254 |
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Episodes without incantations
# 1,
I, Darrin, Take This Witch Samantha
written by Sol Saks
To Get Rid of Endora (Samantha):
One re or re ickery Ann,
Phillison follison Nicholas John. |
Result:
Endora is still there.
To Get Rid of Endora, Part 2 (Samantha):
One re or re ickery Ann,
Phillison follison Nicholas John. Queevy quavy English navy, Sticklum, stacklum Buck! B - U - C - K spells “Buck” and out goes you! |
Result:
That did not work either. Endora says, "You naughty little witch!"
# 7,
The Witches Are Out
written by
Bernard Slade
To Make the Teapot Pour Itself (Bertha,
Mary, and Clara):
Zolda, prancan,
kopeck, lum!
|
Result:
The tea pours itself into cups.
Note: This spell was also
used with the magic watch
that Maurice gave Darrin in #s 180 and
181.
# 10,
Just One Happy Family
written by
Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen
To Get Rid of Maurice (Samantha):
Saladam, belazar,
oblivion!
|
Result:
The spell did not work. It just made Maurice say,
"How dare you speak to your father that way!"
# 11,
It Takes One To Know One
written by
Jack Sher
To Freeze People in Place (Samantha):
Lindor, ramamanthas,
insectus!
|
Result:
After she turns full circle and points up, all mortals freeze in their place.
# 22,
Eye of the Beholder
written by
Herman Groves
To Call Endora (Samantha):
Quadramus invecta
expedia!
|
Result:
Endora appears.
# 24,
Which Witch Is Which?
written by
Earl Barret
To Make Herself Look Like Samantha (Endora):
Stigum, stagnum,
sticks!
|
Result:
Endora looks like Samantha and heads off for a dress fitting.
# 27,
There’s No Witch Like and Old Witch
written by
Ted Sherdeman and Jane Klove
To Pour a Glass of Sherry (Aunt Clara):
Prandle, broom,
stackpole!
|
Result:
The spell did not work.
To Clear the Dishes from the Dining Room
Table (Aunt Clara):
Franken, blue,
cupa!
|
Result:
The dishes rose from table, then fell breaking into pieces.
To Make Suds to Wash Dishes (Aunt Clara):
Zoltan, durban,
liet, lum!
|
Result:
Suds overflowed the entire house.
# 37,
Alias Darrin Stephens
written by Richard Baer
To Make a Golf Cap Bigger (Aunt Clara):
Abba dabba dabba,
Dabba dabba abba, Remedium decapito zippidaro! |
Result:
Darrin turns into a chimpanzee.
Reverse
(Aunt Clara):
Refinus, delinus, selinus!
|
Result:
Darrin (chimpanzee) turns into a seal.
Reverse Again (Samantha reading from Clara's book):
Abba dabba dabba,
Dabba dabba abba, Remedium decapito zippidaro. Itsy bitsy, wetten dotten! |
Result:
Darrin is restored to his proper self
with the ill-fitting golf cap.
# 42,
Take Two Aspirins and Half a Pint of Porpoise Milk
written by
Bernard Slade
To Produce an Ostrich (Aunt Clara):
Prankus, stokus,
nixby, rushby!
|
Result:
An ostrich appears (a very large one).
# 43,
Trick-or-Treat
written by
Fred Freeman and Lawrence J. Cohen
To Turn Darrin Into a Werewolf (Endora):
Mitzle, picket,
rasid, tamick!
|
Result:
Darrin gradually changes into a werewolf while entertaining clients at his
house.
Note: This spell
is said by little Endora and later by the adult Endora.
The words are the same both times, but the pronuncation is totally different.
# 44,
The Very Informal Dress
written by
Paul David and John Greene
To Make Samantha a Dress (Aunt Clara):
Ringa, dinga,
do!
|
Result:
A dress appears, but later starts to disappear.
To Make a Suit Appear on Darrin (Aunt Clara):
Scat! Skin a
cat!
|
Result:
Darrin has a new suit on, but later starts to disappear.
# 47,
Aunt Clara’s Old Flame
written by
Bernard Slade
To Turn She and Hedley into Nightingales
(Aunt Clara):
Deacus, gurney,
fantus!
|
Result:
Hedley turns into a small elephant and the bottom half of Clara disappears.
Reverse:
Clara remembers the spell should have been: “Deacus, gurney, flanchus!”
To Turn Hedley and Clara Back to Their
Original Form (Samantha):
Venbe, wallabus,
nerk!
|
Result:
It works and their appearance is restored.
# 58,
The Dancing Bear
written by
James Henerson
To Stop the Toy Bear from Dancing (Endora):
Mudred, Mildrig,
polidor!
A dancing bear, You'll be no more! |
Result:
The bear stops dancing.
# 59,
Double Take
written by Paul Wayne
To Grant Darrin Three Wishes (Endora):
Stars of lightning,
sons of fire.
Harken to the hearts desire. Set your potent power free, And give this mortal wishes three! |
Result:
Darrin gets three wishes, but he does not know it.
To Turn Darrin from Larry to Himself (Samantha):
Stars of lightning,
sons of fire…
(Louise interrupts and Samantha does not complete the spell) |
Samantha tries again
Stars of lightning,
sons of fire.
Please ignore this heart’s desire. Set your potent powers free, Retract this mortal's wishes three! |
Result:
The spell did not work because it is under a time lock.
# 65,
Disappearing Samantha
written by Paul David
and John Green
To Make Witches Disappear (Osgood Rightmeyer):
On,
Grong, Gray, Kotza, Lama, Zay. Any witches which are here, From this moment . . .Disappear! |
Result:
It worked.
# 71,
The Catnapper
written by
Howard Leeds
To Change Charlie Leach from a Mouse to
a Man (Samantha):
Herbs and spices,
Suet and fat. Change this rodent, Back into that rat! |
Result:
It worked.
To Change Toni Devlin from a Cat to Herself
(Endora – over the phone from Tibet, no less):
Nimbus Merfin . . . Krishna Fren,
Make the cat that woman again! |
Result:
It worked.
# 72
What Every Young Man Should Know
written by Paul David and John Greene
To Send Darrin and Samantha Back in Time
(Endora):
Script version: First time used in an episode: Second time used in an episode: Third time used in an episode: |
Result:
Darrin and Samantha are sent back in time to see if Darrin
would have married Samantha if he knew she was a witch.
# 76,
The Moment of Truth
written by
David Robison and John Greene
To Summon Aunt Clara (Samantha):
Aunt Clara,
I have to see you...
Right here! (Two arm motion ending up pointing to the floor in front of her) |
Result:
Aunt Clara appears at that spot.
# 78,
Accidental Twins
written by
Howard Leeds
To Make a Toy for the Children (Aunt Clara):
Weelibus, flinsey,
deelabus!
|
Result:
She made her sleeves disappear.
To Make a Toy Pony for Tabitha (Aunt Clara):
Benchly, vinchly,
toodle, fleck.
Fleck of finchly, doodle, fleck! |
Result:
A toy spotted giraffe appears..
To Make a Toy Pony for Jonathan (Aunt Clara):
Pinchly, frenchly,
freckle, toot.
Pinch of freckle, one to boot! |
Result:
Two Jonathons appear.
To Make Only One Jonathan (Aunt Clara):
Fleck of tag,
Pinch of wollabus!
|
Result:
Two toy ponies appear.
To Clean Up the Room (Aunt Clara):
Ickles, freckles,
rice and praves!
|
Result:
Her sleeves came back.
To Make Jonathan One Again (Aunt Clara):
Wallabus, ledabus,
bently, who?
|
Result:
It did not work, the spell was not finished.
Another Attempt To Make Jonathan One (Aunt Clara):
Pinkly, finkly,
fleckly, toot!
|
Result:
It did not work.
To Make Aunt Clara Ten Years Younger (Samantha):
From the fountain
of youth,
A drink I pour. You're ten years younger, Than you were before! |
Result:
Aunt Clara becomes younger.
Another Attempt to Make Johnathan One (Aunt Clara):
Pinchly, finchly,
freckle, toot!
Frinka, freckle, one to boot! |
Result:
It worked.
# 79,
A Most Unusual Wood Nymph
written by
Ed Jurist
To Send Samantha to the 15th Century (Endora):
To undo the deed
that once was done.
To now endue the deed that's done. Into the past the day's do run. Seek the day the deed was done! |
Result:
Samantha goes back to the time of Rufus the Red.
# 81,
Twitch or Treat
written by
Robert Riley Crutcher and James Henerson
To “Order” Caviar for the Party (Endora):
Beluga, Beluga!
Sturgeon of the Caspian Sea,
Send your very best eggs to me! |
Result:
Uncle Arthur appears with a sturgeon as a practical joke.
# 83,
The Short Happy Circuit of Aunt Clara
written by
Leo Erwin
To Shrink a Piano (Aunt Clara):
Piano, piano
that I prize,
Return to that convenient size! |
Result:
The piano enlarges to full size instead.
Reverse (Aunt Clara):
Oh, piano black
as night,
How I wish that you were night! |
Result:
Electrical power goes out on the entire East Coast.
To Summon Ockie (Aunt Clara):
Eyes like fishes,
Nose like dishes! |
Result:
Ockie appears.
To Bring Power Back To the East Coast (Ockie):
Red rack, lumen,
cosgoe, dusit, hugo,
Hobit, layden, ladd, injunksit, Eastern seaboard! |
Result:
Lights come on only at the Stephens' and only as
long as Ockie keeps his hands up over his head.
# 84
I’d Rather Twitch Than Fight
written by James
Henerson
To Call Dr. Freud (Endora):
Libido, superego,
id
Do for me just what I bid! |
Result:
Dr. Sigmund Freud appears.
# 86
Sam’s Spooky Chair
written by
Coslough Johnson
To Turn a Chair Back Into a Person (Samantha):
Chair of cloth
and wood and grain,
Become a human being again. |
Result:
Clyde Farnsworth is restored to human form.
# 87
My Friend Ben
written by
James Henerson
To Summon an Electrician to Fix a Lamp (Aunt
Clara):
Hark ye, hark
ye!
Ye witches who live in lamps, Ye powers of watts and oomps and amps, Wizards of AC-DC transmission Send to me an electrician. |
Result:
Ben Franklin appears.
# 88,
Samantha for the Defense
written by
James Henerson
*Aunt Clara repeats the spell from # 87 to call Ben Franklin back.
To Make Modern Clothes for Ben Franklin
(Aunt Clara):
Turell, turell,
morning glorius,
Correct apparel sator srotorius! |
Result:
She is dressed in a period costume.
# 89,
A Gazebo Never Forgets
written by
Jerry Devine and Izzy Elinson
To Create a Toy Elephant (Aunt Clara):
In the park all
pink and new,
Polka dots of every hue. Hear this wish, Hear this chant, Tabitha wants an elephant! |
Result:
A live pink polka dot elephant appears.
Reverse (Aunt Clara):
Colors pink,
and blue, and gray,
Why don't you just go away? |
Result:
It did not work.
Another Attempt to Reverse the Spell (Aunt Clara):
Polka dots and
transfer them,
Bring us to a happy end! |
Result:
The real elephant appears.
# 98,
Art for Sam’s Sake
written by
Jack Sher
To Change Samantha's Painting Into a Masterpiece
(Endora):
Oh, wizards and
warlocks of arts of the ages.
Oh, pallets of paint and classical sages. This dreadful still life – just take it away, And bring me a landscape by Henri Monchet! |
Result:
A masterpiece appears in place of Samantha's painting.
# 100,
Aunt Clara’s Victoria Victory
written by
Robert Riley Crutcher
To Send Herself to the Victorian Era (Aunt
Clara):
Eye of newt,
Leg of spider. Queen Victoria, tally-ho, I cast my spell and off I go! |
Result:
Brought Queen Victoria to the present instead.
To Send Queen Victoria Back (Aunt Clara):
Our memory may
be bad.
But when we get mad, We remember our spell: Eye of Newt Leg of spider Queen Victoria, tally-ho, I cast my spell and off you go! |
Result:
Sent Queen Victoria back, but brought Prince Albert into the present.
# 102,
No More Mr. Nice Guy
written by
Jack Sher
To Make Herself Disappear (Endora):
Oh, witches of
the yesteryear!
Grant me this wish and disappear. |
Result:
It worked. She was trying to teach Tabitha to pop out.
To Make People Dislike Darrin (Endora):
Oh, kindly wizard
of irascible spells,
At the tint sound of your tinkling bell. The new acquaintance this mortal makes He will dislike and with loathing treat. |
Result:
It worked.
# 103,
It's Wishcraft
written by
James Henerson
To Make It Rain on Darrin (Endora):
Make my daughter
cry will you.
For every tear my daughter has shed, May buckets of water, Fall on your head! |
Result:
Darrin got rained on until Endora turned it off.
# 104,
How To Fail In Business With All Kinds of Help
written by
Ron Friedman
To Make Darrin Popular with a Client (Endora):
Wishlings and
darklings charkle,
One man will shine, one man will sparkle! Stephens will seem to be the best, A better man than all the rest! |
Result:
The client loves Darrin.
# 105
Bewitched, Bothered, and Infuriated
written by Howard Leeds
To Conjure Up a Newspaper (Aunt Clara):
Bubbling potion,
secret rhyme.
Send me the morning Herald Times! |
Result:
She got a ten-year old newspaper.
To Go To Larry and Louise (Samantha):
Eyes that see
all gentle winds,
Take us to where our search begins! |
Result:
Darrin and Samantha appear at the resort with Larry and Louise.
Aunt Clara Tries the Same Spell:
Eyes that see
all gentle winds,
Take me to where my search begins! |
Result:
She ends up in the broom closet.
# 106
Nobody but a Frog Knows How to Live
written by Ruth
Brooks Flippen
To Turn Phoebe Into a Human (Samantha):
Spirit of the grinch and greevy,
Make a lady out of Phoebe! |
Result:
It works..
To Turn a Man Into a Toad (Samantha):
From polliwogs
come great big frogs,
We'll never know quite how. It's easier to turn a bee into a purple cow. So, hark ye witches, now pay heed: Reverse this spell with haste and speed. With no regrets, man into toad He'll hop the straight and narrow road. |
Result:
The frog is reunited with the love of his life
when Sam returns him to a frog state of being.
# 109,
Toys In Babeland
written by
Ed Jurist
To Turn the Life-Sized Toys Back
To Their Original Size (Samantha):
One re or re
ickery Ann
Phillidon Phollison Nicholas John Queevy, quavy, English navy Stickum, stackum, rack. B-A-C-K spells back, And back goes you! |
Result:
It does not work. Note: Almost identical to the spell she
tried in # 1 to get rid of Endora. This one didn't work either.
# 110,
Business, Italian Style
written by
Michael Morris
To Make Darrin Proficient In Italian (Endora):
Uno, due, tre,
I wish he might, I wish he may, Speak like an Italian, At the break of day! |
Result:
It worked too well. Darrin spoke Italian, but could not speak English.
To Enable Darrin to Speak English
as well as Italian (Samantha):
Speak Italian,
but spoil the spell.
And speak your mother tongue as well! |
Result:
It did not work.
# 112,
Cheap, Cheap
written by
Ed Jurist
To Pour a Glass of Sherry (Aunt Clara):
Monty, morey, newt and poke, |
Result:
Darrin becomes the world champion cheapskate.
To Remove the Cheapskate Spell from Darrin
(Samantha):
Creepy cheapie
take a chance,
On a triple dose of extravagance! |
Result:
The spell did not work on Darrin, but a cheapskate
client got caught in the fallout and became a big spender.
To Remove the Cheapskate Spell from Darrin
(Endora):
Weebus Wallabus, |
Result:
Darrin is back to normal.
# 113
No Zip in My Zap
written by
Barbara Avedon
To Repair a Broken Platter (Samantha):
Crickory, crockory,
heed my wishes,
Reassemble into dishes. |
Result:
Nothing happens because Sam has lost her powers.
She tried this incantation after failing to twitch the dishes
back together after pulls a tray off of the dresser.
To Make Piano Play (Samantha):
Bach or Road
to Mandalay,
I command you, piano, to play! |
Result:
The spell did not work.
To Operate a Table Lighter (Samantha):
I command with
all my might,
This wretched lighter now to light! |
Result:
The spell did not work.
To Light a Fire in the Fireplace (Samantha):
Dwindling, kindling,
Earn my praise. Fire to burn, With a cherry blaze! |
Result:
The spell did not work.
# 114,
Birdies, Bogies, and Baxter
written by
David Robison and John Greene
To Make Darrin a Great Golfer (Endora):
Eye of newt and
scale of fish,
Give this mortal his stupid wish! Let those clubs that he did aim, Give him back his college game! |
Result:
It worked and Darrin’s golf game is at its best.
# 115, The
Safe and Sane Halloween
written by James
Henerson
To Put the Gremlins Back in the Book (Samantha):
Goblins and gremlins,
When I look, You'll be off the street, And back in the book! |
Result:
Samantha tried to counter Tabitha's spell. It did not work.
# 116,
Out of Sych, Out of Mind
written by
Ed Jurist
To Synchronize the Audio with the Video
(Aunt Clara):
Juncture, puncture,
fiddle dee dee,
Camel, hamel, soup for three. Habble, dabble, red and green, Stop the voice until the picture's seen! |
Result:
The video and audio are synchronized,
but now Samantha has a delayed voice.
Reverse (Aunt Clara):
I call on the
spirits with baited breath,
And order you to erase it! |
Result:
It did not work.
To Reverse the Spell Again (Clara):
A spell has been
spoken,
And must be broken. I call on the spirits with baited breath, and order you to eradicate it! |
Result:
It worked.
# 118,
Allergic to Macedonian Dodo Birds
written by
Richard Baer
To Turn Endora Into a Duck (Aunt Clara):
Ducks down and
lettuce,
Present form forget us |
Result:
It worked.
Reverse (Aunt Clara):
Roses are red,
Violets are blue. I am me And you are now you! |
Result:
The duck changes back to Endora.
To Create a Great Feast (Aunt Clara):
Webus, willibus,
tootles, flick!
Eat all this and you'll be sick! |
Result:
A grand meal appears on the table.
# 119,
Samantha’s Thanksgiving to Remember
written by
Tom August and Helen August
To Go to Old Plymouth (Aunt Clara):
Turkey poll down,
Send me back to Plymouth Town! |
Result:
The spell did not work.
Clara Tries the Spell Again:
Wings of falcon,
Turkey poll down, Take us back to Plymouth Town! |
Result:
Clara, Samantha, Darrin, Tabitha, and Gladys all end up in Old Plymouth.
Reverse (Aunt Clara):
Wing of fire,
Eye of flame, Take us back from whence we came! |
Result:
It worked and they all returned back to 1164 Morning Glory Circle.
# 120,
The Solid Gold Mother-in-Law
written by
Robert Riley Crutcher
To Give Larry Credit for Darrin's Work (Samantha):
Fiddle dee dee
and fiddle dee dum,
Let witchcraft work and let it hum. Give all the credit to Larry Tate, As Darrin wanted before his hate! |
Result:
Larry's name appears on all of the ad layouts.
# 121
My, What Big Ears You Have
written by Ed Jurist
To Cause a Liar's Ears to Grow (Endora):
Lumpkin, pumpkin,
spider's eye,
If this mortal he doth lie. Whether told to a friend or told a foe, Each lie will cause his ears to grow! |
Result:
After a series of little white lies, Darrin's ears are huge.
# 124,
Samantha’s da Vinci Dilemma
written by
Jerry Mayer and Paul Friedman
To Call On a House Painter (Clara):
Colors harsh
and colors mellow,
Kumquat orange and lemon yellow, Turpentine and brush of sable, Send to me a painter able! |
Result:
Leonardo da Vinci appears.
To Change Leonardo into Modern Clothes
(Clara):
Skin of a lizard.
Fur of varmit. Put da Vinci, In Darrin's garment! |
Result:
Darrin and Leonardo switch clothes.
To Restore a Piece of Sculpture (Samantha):
Weebus, herbus,
lightning storm,
Restore this stone to original form! |
Result:
It worked
# 131,
How Green Was My Grass
written by
Ed Jurist
To Remove the Artificial Grass (Samantha):
Thunder, dunder,
seven day wonder,
Look below and see this blunder! Spirits old, who roam the night, Take this greenery from my sight! |
Result:
The lawn disappeared.
To Put the Artificial Lawn Back (Samantha):
Hallow, fallow,
rooster’s cry,
As the sun climbs in the sky. Spirit of light bring back the lawn, That these mortal fools did spawn! |
Result:
It did not work. Endora used a counter spell because Darrin had insulted her.
To Make a New Artificial Lawn (Samantha):
Hallow, fallow,
rooster’s cry,
As the sun climbs in the sky. As the spirits of the dark are seen, Change this lawn to verdant green! |
Result:
She got real grass instead.
Another Attempt For An Artificial Lawn
(Samantha):
Phillison, follison,
spirits that fly,
Let me give it another try! Replace this velvety carpet of green, With artificial grass of waxen sheen. |
Result:
It worked.
# 135,
I Confess
written by
Richard Baer
To Make Darrin Dream (Samantha):
Sturbo, vectra,
rangay, zeem,
You are about to have a dream! |
Result:
It worked.
To Awaken Darrin (Samantha):
Hay, conzuma,
milo, smolder,
Your magic dream is now all over! |
Result:
Darrin wakes up.
# 136,
A Majority of Two
written by
Ed Jurist
To Get Ockie to Call Aunt Clara (Samantha):
Handrun, jandrum,
wishing weaver,
Find for me the old deceiver. On wings of night and wires of steel, Take my message to this heel! |
Result:
It worked.
# 137,
Samantha’s Secret Saucer
written by
Jerry Mayer and Paul Friedman
To Call the Toy Flying Saucer Home (Clara):
Flying saucer
in darkest night,
Hark ye land within my sight! |
Result:
She got a real flying saucer!
To Shrink the Saucer (Clara):
Full moon, tide
rise,
Shrink this saucer back to size! |
Result:
It did not work since it was not the toy saucer.
To Make the Saucer Go Away (Samantha):
Flying saucer
from out the night,
Return ye now and leave my sight! |
Result:
It worked.
# 139,
Man of the Year
written by
John Greene
1st of a Two Part Spell to Give Darrin a Big Ego (Endora):
On the morrow
praise will heap,
High upon that worthless creep. Then, my daughter you will see, Just how humble he can be! |
2nd Part, The Next Day (Endora):
From this moment
you will find,
Mortals bending to your mind. You will have a glow of charm, Extending twice your outstretched arm. Mortals who in this circle be, No matter what you say agree. Now my boy, we'll see. We'll see! |
Result:
Everyone agrees with anything Darrin says.
To Remove the Ego Spell (Endora):
Egdeful, eyeful,
triple tree,
This removes the spell around thee! |
Result:
It works.
# 140,
Splitsville
written by
Richard Baer
To Make the Butcher Fall for Gladys (Samantha):
Leon Hogersdorf,
forget your habits!
Find your dream girl in Gladys Kravitz! |
Result:
It works and he chases after Gladys.
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Episodes without incantations